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We are offering you here best and latest jokes and funny facebook statuses.Finally she injects an easily solvable enigma for those interested enough to Google “June 16 Daily Show guest.” (Tom Folsom.) Expertly played, though perhaps we didn’t need it tied together for us at the end. — discretion that veers into uselessness — but we are at least assured that the meeting is a “reunion,” which suggests that the moment will be charged with an enviable energy.And it will take place at Hotel Griffou, the new Beatrice Inn of the West Village.For all the breaking news and self-promotion on Twitter, it is the funny tweets - the witty, caustic, punning, silly, gag-smithing quips - which keep the social media platform ticking over.Here, in no particular order and in an entirely subjective list, we set out the 40 funniest tweets of 2013.